*I'm placing this here for now so I don't forget.

  1. NEVER put the Asspidum in a good light. They suck.
  2. NEVER make a post in all-caps. That's just rude.
  3. Take every third Wednesday of the month off from D-rat. Rest your hands.
  4. Furries suck. We hate furries.
  5. Don't express your opinion, because we don't care.
  6. NEVER mention the First Administration, Flurry64, Hentaifan, or Asspidum_Akbar ever. We're serious.
  7. Find a pen, stay there. We don't want to contaminate the Demilitarized Zone with your disgusting voices.
  8. NEVER bring up a meme.
  9. NEVER bring politics into this. As far as we're concerned, you're all Hamiltonian Federalists. Let's keep it that way.
  10. Don't be a troll. We WILL excommunicate you.
  11. And for God's sake, don't post porn. The last thing we need is one-handers.